Monday, 10 December 2012

Phenomena KAmpus (part 2)

kita kembali ke pembahasan fenomena kampus yang nggak ada ujungnya ,
setelah kemaren gua membahas tentang fenomena jepit bunga yang sgede gaban dikepala , gua mau membahas pakaian yang ada di kampus gua saat ini ,

karena lagi jamannya K-pop , semua orang pada ngekor gaya ter update para artis korea yang ada disana , mulai dari cara rambut yang dimiring miring smpe 45 derajat (si penulis pun jadi pusing ngeliatnya) , bagi yang cewek rambut nya diiket tinggi2 terus diacak kayak patung pancoran lagi manjat monas , sampai memakai syal + jacket bulu2 ala Korea padahal cuacanya lagi panas dasyat berasa dipenggorengan sudah menjadi pemandangan cukup lumrah dikampus gua , Salah Kostum anak muda !!!!! setelah berpakaian ala2 Korea (nggak nyampe) para siswa di tempat gua merasa ada keidentikan mereka dengan artis idola mereka , tapi jangan sedih bagi para anak muda yang hobinya komentar , kita akan melihat perbedaan mereka dengan artis idolanya kalo udh masuk jam 12 siang dimana tempratur dan kelembapan udara sedang berada dipuncak tertingginya ,

JREEEENGGGG!!!!!! rambut indah 45 derajat yang ditata rapi tanpa spasi , berubah menjadi 2 spasi bahkan lebih dikarenakan keringat yang membanjiri siang itu (ini rambut apa cara nulis karya ilmiah pake spasi segala???) , bagi yang memakai syal +jaket ala2 korea akan merasakan yang namanya neraka dunia dimana intensitas suhu tubuh lo meningkat 2kali lipat dan menghasilkan keringat yang berlebih sehingga berasa mandi sauna kareana ketebalan tuh baju menutupi ruang lingkup udara yang mau keluar , walhasil lo lebih terlihat kayak orang yang habis dikejar satu truk banci  daripada artis korea , Keringetan Abisss!!!!!
haah ,dasar anak muda labil , semua mau diikutin ,
saran si penulis ni yee , sebelum mencoba sesuatu yang baru atau yang lagi ngetren harap dipikirkan akibatnya kedepan demi kelangsungan eksistensi kalian yang katanya KEREN dikampus ,
selain itu mohon ditentukan situasi , kondisi , dan cuaca apabila ingin memakai pakaian seperti itu pabila tidak lo bakal merasakan bagaimana engapnya orang lain melihatmu dengan pakaian itu ,kakaka

NB ; bagi yang merasa tersinggung atau bener2 tersingung , harap dimaklumi karena blog ini hanyalah tempat buat orang2 yang hobinya komentar kakakakaka....

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Thursday, 6 December 2012

Phenomena Kampus (part 1)

seharian gua mencari cari insiprasi yang bagus untuk mengisi Blog gua yang seumur jagung juga belom nyampe , karena gua bercita cita menjadi aktivis yang menyuarakan suara mahasiswa , maka gua dedikasikan blog pertama gua ini untuk lo pada yang merasa mahasiswa ******* (dilarang sebut merek ntar disuruh bayar royalti)

pertama , gua mau menyoroti phenomena di kampus gua , 
mereka bilang di ***** (dilarang menyebut merek, ntar disuruh bayar royalti ) adalah kampus yang paling kreatip (pake "p" sangking creative-nya) , tertulis besar di setiap sudut kampus , "Ke Kampus Dilarang Memakai Sendal " , lalu nggak lama kemudian muncul lah di jejaring sosial yang bernama **** (dilarang nyebut merek , ntar bayar royalti) sebut aja FaceBook (nama samaran yang semua orang tau) puisi yang bertajuk "Apa Salah Sendal " yang menjadi trending topic di kampus gua sampai saat ini. sangking kreatip nya mahasiswa kami sampe masalah sendal pun nggak luput dari kejaran inspirasi itu sudah biasa !!!!! lagian juga nggak penting ngomongn si penulis "apa salah sendal" ( Terus Kenapa ditulis????)


kedua , di kampus gua di kenal sebagai kampus multiorganisme , yaitu banyak organisasi tapi kurang koordinasii . ada gerombolan yang merasa mereka adl komunitas orang pintar (yang kredibilitas nya dipertanyakan???) , ada gerombolan cewek mall (yang makin dipertanyakan dari mall mana mereka suka mangkal ) , dan yang terakhir adalah kelompok yang lagi naek daun bahkan sampe ke dahan pohon rambutan tetangga sebelah adalah kelompok "anak alay" , sebuah komunitas dimana seluruh anak alay lampung memilikinya . di komunitas ini , terjadi suatu phenomena ajaib dimana sedang tren pake jepit rambut bentu bunga yang segede gaban diatas kepalanya demi dianggap imut , (tuh jepit apa pot bunga si penulis pun nggak ngerti) , tapi ada untungnya tuh jepit , kalo lo nyasar disebuah keramaian dimana susah membedakan lo dengan tong sampah atau telfon umum (yang merasa , jangan bawa2 obor ye buat bakar gua) , anda akan mudah dikenali apabila anda menggunakan  Jepit jenis ini diatas kepala lo , kalo dirubungin tawon itu pasti lo (efek buatan dari jepit bunga yang dimaksud) jepit anda begitu mentereng kawan!!!! cetar membahana badaii......


untuk smentara segini dulu karena keterbatasan waktu , fikiran dan kecantikan si penulis (ada yang nyimpen tong sampah buat muntak nggak) karena kalo membhasa sebuah phenomena dibutuh tenaga yang menguras hati jiwa , pikiran , dan lagi banyak merek yang tidak bisa disebutkan karena bakalan bayar royalti..
akhir kata , Bertobatlah wahai Anak Alay !!!jalan lurus menantimu ..

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Loser-Fairy Queen


Today is the new day..i must be brave..”
Rebecca told herself and walks toughly entering the school gate. She still remember , three years ago , when she was walking along the school corridor as a dork, at least that the first think people judged on her. Three years ago, a Rebecca Alliston is not more than a walking queery pants and freaky curly hair. A girl who always got slushy in her entire first class it all because she was helping a geek when he got a trouble with “the Wolverines”-School’s football team.
One day, a damsel in distress, Rebecca was so confident about her first day in school. “Today is the new day..” She said bravely just like she is done now. She still remembers about her best cloths ever when she was wore it in purpose to got attention of all popular students at school. She still remember her first perfume that she got from her best mother on earth, she still remember when the spring wind blow her brown curly hair like a walking supermodel , and she still remember the sparkling eyes of “Cheerios”-the popular community- senior looking at her. And finally she still remembers when she was passing by the football field and ended to her worst fate ever in her entire life.
“Help me, please don’t” a freaky man with glasses and out of fashion yelling for the help. Firstly, Rebecca charm able to enchant “The Wolverines” and makes her thousand feet off the ground. “Yaps, I made it” She is yelling in heart” next three years gonna be the beginning of my popular life.”
“Rebecca??” the geek calls and shocked her so much. That was Franky, her a year older-best friend at elementary school. He was a coolest boy at school, he has 100% potential being a popular and extremely handsome boy at the time but after spending the coolest day at school he suddenly disappear like a ghost, no trace at all.
 franky??is that you??how can it be??” She asks curiously but Franky suddenly in deep silence.
“you know him??” one of “The Wolverine” ask as curios as her. Finally she realize that already ruin her hope being a popular.
“off course no..” she shout loudly and made Franky’s face unable to accept it. He stand up and put his glasses on the right place waiting for me tell the truth. He deeply staring at her , his eyes seems threat her to tell the truth that actually she known him so much, his eyes completely intimidate her and makes her unable so hide the lie anymore.
’really??” Franky try to emphasize that. Now, “The Wolverine” eyes turn to intimidate her, they seem so curious about the statement “Really” spitted out from Franky mouth.
            “if it is yes...why?what’s wrong if i have a geek as my OLD-SUDDENLY-LOST-BEST-FRIEND”
Every eyes of “The Wolverine” sharply pointed to her and together laugh
            “such a bad luck if you are best friend of me” Franky try to simplify the meaning of “The Wolverine” laugh
“ one for all, all for one...one for all, all for one ” The Wolverine shout out like a barbarian ready to face the cruelest war ever and suddenly intimidate her so much. She completely didn’t understand what the hell they are means about, one thing for sure all of them seems have bad attention on her now.
“what is that's mean?” she asked scarred
“This!!!” Suddenly “Cheerios” appear behind her and showered her with a gallons of green sticky slushy rightly on her head. “welcome to the Gleeks...hha” They said it proudly and suddenly go like a cheetah after humiliating her rightly before the thousand eyes in football field. In her mind the bright cloud suddenly heavy rain and lighting every where. There is not greatest day ever in her life and it changed by the worst day for her next 3 years.
“What is that means?” she ask madly to Franky, he ruin her life so much without any regret on his face.
“Three Musketeers slogan, one for all, all for one...get along with loser, get bullying from them...that’s the rule”
Since that day, her first years entirely filled by the humiliation, stupid pranks , slapstick insulation , and showered by slushy every time she cross the football field become her daily activity now. She must get along with rain-coat if she won’t be wet almost each hours. And Franky always besides me as the helper. Off course he must because of him, her expectation being popular is ruin by simple “halo” of him.
One day, Franky comes with piece of blank paper on his back. He force Rebecca to fill it with her own bio data complete with the picture of her. When she ask what it was about he just said, that paper is the only way to out of their misery.
“you, know Rebecca...sometimes people do not notice your beauty” He said softly when we are walking in the park.
“can i ask you something?why you are being like this...i mean, you were a coolest guy ever i know but now...look at you..”
            “Loser!!!” He emphasize the untold words from Rebecca.” You’ll know letter” he gone disapears behind the fallen leaf in park.
            A month latter, in early morning, she got a strange call and ask her to the certain place quickly and mention about Franky. Without any question, she come to the fancy building as addressed by the stranger. Many people smile softly on her and lead her into the certain room. The room was so big and many expensive things around. Somebody behind the black chair ask her to sit and feel it as her own home. Rebecca completely in confusion about the strange man who sitting behind the black chair was knowing her so well.
“Who you are? Where is my friend Frannky? Are you kidnap him?” Stupidest questions are spitted out from her confusion mouth. The stranger laugh and turn to show his face.
“ Hi, remember me?” The stranger asking, and Rebecca just open her eyes widely because her deep confusion.
“who the hell you are”
“ i am Franky stupid” The stranger approaching her and sit beside her. Firstly Rebecca felt so scare about that man statement because all this time franky that she know is the dork one not the handsome one.
“how can it be?my shrieking reach 7th block from here...i have licensed certificate from from famous karate club in town.. i can take you down in singgle blow..i mean it”
“ Drama!! I am your franky.. all this time i’ve been in disguising to find the new “Fairy Queen” for my Tv program..all entire years, i wanted many girl at school who have fair heart and pure beauty..my searching almost ended because i haven’t found my “Fairy Queen” until you came..I test you when call you in football field, are you still with me as your friend or you leave me, but you choose to stay, that’s the reason why i need you as my new “Fairy Queen”, would you”
“but, i never assign anything..”
“you do” he show piece of paper with my own picture and handwriting on it. “remember the blank paper that i force you to fill it..So, would you be my “Fairy Queen”?”
Rebecca just muted and mysterious smile appear on her face
***
Today is the new day..i must be brave..”
Rebecca told herself and walks toughly entering the school gate. The eyes who was seeing her as a walking queery pants and freaky curly hair turns to the shiny and admiring eyes along her pass. A girl who always got slushy in her entire first class now turns in “The Fair Queen” as people known right now. Her picture sticked along school wall and people adore her so much. There is no sharp eyes with alert slushy on their hands and turns sparkling and smile in the popular faces. now the Geek queens turns into beautiful swam and she never forget who she was. Now she true Fairy Queen in every level eyes.all of this because the kindness of her Geek-handsome-prince, Franky
            Bip..bip..bip..
Opps..my lovely Franky calls..
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